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That Time We Planned a Surprise Birthday Party
Also I learn to fix stuff and the kiddo has her first day of school.
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James P Fitzsimmons
August 2023
Almost Famous
On being famous without the money, entourage or orange hair.
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James P Fitzsimmons
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On Getting A Poke In The Eye
Google states this procedure is relatively painless. I disagree.
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C is for Covid
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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James P Fitzsimmons
The Third Time is the Charm
It's Friday Night. What Could Go Wrong?
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James P Fitzsimmons
July 2023
Ticks and Tylenol
A story about cooties. From many sources.
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James P Fitzsimmons
The List
A story about checking all the boxes to get what you really want.
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James P Fitzsimmons
Little Dots
It's the little things that you miss the most
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James P Fitzsimmons
That time we went to see the fireworks
What could go wrong celebrating the fourth?
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James P Fitzsimmons
The Ocean
A story about rocks. And boogers.
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James P Fitzsimmons
June 2023
B is for Bisexual
A story about a spelling lesson. Also, singing.
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James P Fitzsimmons
May 2023
The Grill of My Dreams
I knew she was too good to be true.
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James P Fitzsimmons
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